Chicago cubs suck jokes

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Q: What is the difference between Jason Hammel and a professional bowler? A: A professional bowler knows how to throw a strike. Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps? A: They had pictures of Cubs players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Cubs fan? A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!

Chicago cubs suck jokes

Cubs Jokes | Stl Cards 'N Stuff

These two were closely considered but they have decided on one that represents a more universal sign for choking:. To win an easy division and brag about when your counterparts are winning a much more difficult division. Thanks to a gracious Cub hater for sending this one in. The Cubs should move to the Philippines and change their name to the Manila Folders! As our cantankerous yellow bus wheezes haltingly into a North Chicago parking lot, we realize our bumpy journey is, at last, ending. The pilgrimage that began five hours earlier on a brisk Spring Saturday morning is coming to a joyous completion.

Know Your Enemy: Chicago Cubs

The following is a small collection of jokes targeted at the Chicago Cubs and their silly little fans. I gather these as I see them, so be patient — the list will grow. If you have a joke to contribute, feel free…if I deem it worthy, I will add it to my collection.
I have to hand it to the Cubs, their marketing strategy really worked. They managed to get and keep legions of devoted alcoholics buying overpriced tickets for bad seats in a crumbling stadium to watch their team lose for years. Anthony Rizzo , one of the faces of the franchise, likes to pretend he's this "aw shucks" nice guy, but I'd like to point out that he's a big fan of the hard slide in to the opposing players.